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Hello Mr. B, it's José Luis here, 40 years after you failed me, thank you very much. You are probably too old to read this letter so have a close friend read this to you. I need money, my parents supported me for 55 years but now they want me to leave their house. Today I woke up to a cat licking my face and it was gross. Anyway, my parents bought me a house but now I dont have money to buy food since I didn't go to college and there are no companies who want to…Continue
Once upon a time not long ago there was a prostitute, her name was Mariah Lynn. She was the most popular in all the block, she was known for being the cheapest and yet the best one. It was late at night, her shift was over and the sky was as dark as her hair. She was walking out of the strip club with her high red bottom heels when suddenly she heard a loud, she turned around alarmed... there was nothing, scared by the mysterious noise, she went back inside, she paralyzed and then…Continue
Once upon a time there was a teacher who was so nice, he asked his students to tell him a joke so one student asked "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" and another replies "I dont know but it's flag is a big plus" they all laughed so hard their mouth started bleeding.