June 2015 Blog Posts (11)

Bird in the Hand: A Mini-Saga

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

A man wanted to climb to the highest point on Mt. Everest, and a woman would have liked to have had fifteen children and kept working at an exciting job where she knew everybody.…

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Added by Michael D. Brown on June 17, 2015 at 2:00pm — No Comments

Telenovela

I hated every minute of training but I said, suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.



A man wants to be a fireman like his father and grandfather. A woman would like to have a cup of tea with the queen of England. The man took the best kind of medicine classes in the best university. The woman took the best decisions regarding the location of the restaurant. He won a price for being the best pilot. She was sick so she won't be able to be pregnant. If the man didn't… Continue

Added by Pablo del Cueto on June 17, 2015 at 1:53pm — No Comments

Going fast, going together

A man wants to be the best doctor in the world,and a woman wants to have the biggest restaurant in the country.Then
The man took the gun and killed everybody,while the woman took all the money and left
He Is now saving people with the N.Y. police departament.
She Is now having tea with the queen of England every week
If John didn't want to be the best doctor, Alice wouldn't be having tea with Queen Isabella.

Added by Jennifer on June 17, 2015 at 1:30pm — No Comments

A fool says what he knows

A fool says what he knows and a wise man knows what he says

A woman wants to travel around the world
and a man wants to meet Kim Kardashian

The Man work hard in the school everyday
and the woman practice a lot for castings

He works in the best hospital
and she is owner of the best restaurant

If the man wouldn't want to know Kim Kardashian, the woman would not be the owner of the best restaurant.

Added by Mariana Cañas Contreras on June 17, 2015 at 1:30pm — No Comments

Run fast: the real life

Run fast, taste the victory.


A man wants to be a good engineer and
a woman wants to be a famous actress.
The man took flying lessons in the best school
And the woman try very hard to get pregnant.
He was arrested and put in jail,
but she could leave the country and travel.

If the Jose didn't want to be an engineer Cameron would never be able to leave the country and travel.

Added by Montse on June 17, 2015 at 1:30pm — No Comments

WORK HARD, PLAY HARD

Working hard and playing hard are good ways to live life.

A man wants to be the best pilot and a certain woman wants to have a beautiful family.
The man went to fire figthing school, while the woman, as a first step, moved to England for living.
He now is the best engineer of the country and she has won two Oscars.

If the man hadn't wanted to be the best pilot the woman wouldn't have won two Oscars.

Added by Diana on June 17, 2015 at 1:30pm — No Comments

E-mail to Jane

Dear Jane,



I'm so glad yo see you again, i'm so happy for you, you are an excellent person, you deserve it.

About your invitation, i'm no sure i want to go to that restaurant, i preffer go to see a movie, but you wanna have to pay, because i don't have cash this days. At 8:30 it's a great time, but as i told you i want to haging out with you, but if you don't want to the cinema, doesn't matter, i can go with Jenni

Well, was good catch up with you. I have news to, i live in… Continue

Added by Jennifer on June 16, 2015 at 12:14pm — No Comments

E-mail to Jane

Dear Jane

Hi Jane, how are you? I'm so glad to hear about you, Jeny and I miss you a lot. We are thinking about buy a new car! What do you think? Thanks for the invitation Jane. Of course I remeber, Graham the zoologist, he always love animals, I miss those days, we should go, we have so much to talk about. I can pick you up at your work at 6:00, and then we can talk until 8:30. I prefer the Red pepper, but whatever you want! I really want to see you. So tell me if its good for… Continue

Added by Mariana Cañas Contreras on June 16, 2015 at 12:04pm — No Comments

E-mail to Jane

Dear Jane



I think that the two of us should go and meet Graham in the green olive. It could be a good evening and he can talk about how did he get over there and tell more about his experiences of being a real zoologist. When you take off from your work go to your home and get dressed I will get dressed and come over to take you to the green olive and start eating some aperitive. After having dinner we could go to a bar and have a good time having a couple of scotch drinks for the… Continue

Added by Pablo del Cueto on June 16, 2015 at 12:01pm — No Comments

E-mail to Jane

Dear Jane:



Yes, it was so cool to se you. We have to meet us again.



I can't believe you! Of course I remember him. Those days were so good.

Oh that idea sounds good, i have to check the day because of my work but I can make an space to go with you.

Come on! You can't said that, you should be able to spend the whole evening just you and him. But Its ok I'm going to be there to help you.

Talking seriusly, about the propousal of the foodI prefer to go to the… Continue

Added by Diana on June 16, 2015 at 12:00pm — No Comments

E-mail to Jane

Hi jane!

I know it was good to see you! And definitely we need to see each other.
Graham Pellow? Yes remember him he was so friendly and of course we can go together, I have a propoue for you! what do you think if I go to pick you up at 7:45? And then we go to Green Olive (I think is better) and we wait for Graham.
I so happy and excited to see you again.
Please call me or e-mail and tell me what do you think of my propose.

With love

Rob

Added by Montse on June 16, 2015 at 11:30am — No Comments

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