I wake up in the morning, brush my teeth, go down stairs and have breakfast. I live in a huge mansion, with many rooms, I go and I get in my car, I'm on my way to work, I have been working as a researcher in a university for years; I have 5 adopted children, they are about the same age, my wife is working too and my children are getting ready to go to school. I am a renowned scientist, I have done a couple of publications in recent years and I love teaching.…Continue
Added by Daniel Tsarú on April 23, 2018 at 1:00pm — No Comments
A bear walks into a bar and says "Gimme a whisky and ... cola". The bartender asks "Why the big pause?", the bear answers "Don't know, I was born with them".
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Once upon a time there was a mysterious man, who was following me, I didn’t notice it until I was going to enter to my house, it was very dark, because it was almost midnight. I turned around to see if the man had gone. When I opened the door I found my house made a mess, everything had been thrown away; suddenly the man appeared in my house with a mask and black coat, I couldn’t see his face, the lights go off and the last thing I saw were his red…Continue
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A long time ago in other galaxy there was a planet full of pacific aliens with one of the most advanced computers ever created.
The aliens were very concerned about the meaning of life so they asked the computer about it.
The little green and with an extremely big head aliens were joined in front of the computer, waiting for the answer.
The computer stayed quiet. The aliens waited for the answer for hours and thought for a while that the computer was broken; when was it…Continue
Added by Daniel Tsarú on August 22, 2017 at 8:31pm — No Comments
a man of few words: He just kept looking at it and said nothing he was a man of few words
At the end of the day: At the end of the day i was exhausted
Avoid like the plague: He smells pretty bad, that's why everyone avoid him like the plague
Be flooded with: I am flooded with cards
Don't breathe a word: I couldn't breathe a word
By word of mouth: Legends are transmitted buy word of mouth
eat his words: I will make you eat your words
from the word go: I was wrong…
Added by Daniel Tsarú on August 21, 2017 at 9:15pm — No Comments
I've never seen her face... she was beautiful, the most beautiful thing God had ever created, I was't prepare for this feeling consuming me as fire. Just saw her and everything stopped, just one blink and the world stopped being soo boring.
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