DEATH NOTICE

Sally’s parents went out for a Halloween dinner, so Sally decided to invite a few friends over. There was some soda and chips, some old DVDs, and then the spooky highlight: a Ouija board.

Just jokes at the beginning and then, to their horror and delight, messages.

Specific dead messages.

S-A-L-L-Y, the board spelled out.

“Who is this?” said Sally.

SALLY OH SALLY

“Are you dead?”

YES

“How did you die?”

CAR CRASH

“Who are you?”

YOUR MOTHER

Sally is still screaming when the police car arrives, and a single officer, with a hat respectfully in his hands, approaches the house.

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